i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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