at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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