I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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