Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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