There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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