is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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