apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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