ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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