What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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