I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Randomize
