im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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