Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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