Its about making memories worth repressing
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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