it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
someone owes me an orgasm
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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