you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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