You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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