normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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