I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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