just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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