Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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