i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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