I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm both gender and math confused
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