Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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