My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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