She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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