You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
