I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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