I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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