I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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