trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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