Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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