with your own penis?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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