The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
