PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I had to cum in my sink.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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