I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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