did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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