Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just found a bag of teeth...
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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