i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My bed smells like the plague
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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