You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
