Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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