He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
