Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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