Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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