But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Houston, we have a squirter
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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