If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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