Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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