I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
The adults are the big ones right?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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