belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Blood and glitter go together right?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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