I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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