U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
