Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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