I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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