is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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