Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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