***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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