he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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