Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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