It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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